Entry tags:

cooking, thanksgiving, turducken, writer's block

Writer's Block: Gobble Gobble

I'm taking a page from Lizzy's book. this one caught my eye a little.

I'm not much of a cook at all, i helped my mom with all the food this year, mainly the stuffing/dressing. it takes a good day to make that stuff. can you say 14 pounds of boiled chicken? lmao. even though this is a small, three person family, we usually make food enough for a family of 12. lol. i asked my mom for a Turducken this year, but she forgot to preorder that shit because it's too hard to make, especially New Orleans style. a Turducken, if you don't already know, is a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey. a 3 layer boneless meat orgasm... NOM. you can special order them anytime from Kroger, but my madre forgot, damn her.

I would never go out on Thanksgiving. I would rather spend my time in the kitchen cooking a meal that i know tastes good and isn't that damn expensive. that's right!